I should go on Geddit and do an AMA. I’m the first person even to make it to master hairdresser rank on Over-Botch, AMA!
People would ask me stuff as well, because it’s a popular profession and loads of people were gunning for the title. And now that I’ve got it, I get a bunch of privileges. Like, I can now start a hairdressing company wherever I want, I no longer have any employee limits, and of course I have loads of extra skills. I can do super-fades now…the only person who can do those in all of virtual Melbourne. Hair salons owned by me are going to get so much business, because I can teach the techniques to my employees, and then boom. Exclusivity. Unique looks. All things we can provide.
Of course, this is mostly all just for me to train and become a hairdresser in real life. I tried going to a hair academy, but I get terrible tremors in my hands. It’s all psychological, apparently, but still not something anyone needs when having their hair cut. I was an actual danger, and I failed all my exams because having to be precise (like with scissors) make my hands tremble more, and being in a stressful situation makes me hands tremble MORE, so it was just a whole storm of stress and trembling that made it like cutting someone’s hair in an earthquake. And that was on a wig as well, so there wasn’t even any movement.
But look at me now! Hairdressing master, and thanks to the intuitive controls, I’ve been able to work through my problem. Console just makes everything easier. Now I’m going to see if I can actually get an internship at a hair salon, Melbourne has some of the best after all. Maybe I won’t be able to replicate my every feat, but…master hairdresser here. I have all the theory down, and I’m great at perms. Shaky hands actually help in that area.
-Adam