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Monthly AC Repairs

Today is moving day! I finally found a house that fits what I need. From first impressions, it seems like I’ll be living with good housemates who are keen to hang out and party but are also happy to give everyone their own space. That’s exactly what I want in housemates, and so I’m feeling …

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Melting Steel Fabrication

Hi everyone, it’s Freethinker Tom here, back with another enlightening discussion about the recent events in Melbourne. As you all know, the city was recently attacked by a giant robot constructed almost entirely out of steel beams. Some have speculated that this attack is a fabrication to make the new premier, Dr Dark McBane, look …

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Building a Bastion

Well, I’ve got to be honest, I didn’t think it would happen this way. I honestly thought that if we experienced a zombie apocalypse it would be because of some strange contagion escaping a lab, like in Steve McQueen’s book: The Sit Down. But no, apparently somebody decided to try going for a swim in …

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Obtaining My Prize

“Give me my dang snapper rack!” I said, walking toward Cuthbert and the strange window repairman. “I just want to unite the lost pieces of the Atlantis and appease my patron.” Cuthbert shook his head and kept a hand on the snapper rack. “That’s the thing, friend. The Heart of the Deep isn’t what you …

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Strange Noises Below

My buddy Frank and I went for a walk today when we started hearing some strange noises from the sewer. I’m getting ahead of myself, though. This story really starts earlier this morning, when I awoke from a pleasant dream about hugging sheep. My wife had already left for work, so I had the house …

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Use Your Inhaler

There are days when life is really dull. And then…there are days when fiction just seems uninspired and tame compared to what’s going on in the news. Like today, when I was listening to the news during breakfast and found that some crazy person tried to break into the state museum. That’s not too exciting …

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The Old Ways

There’s more than one way to skin a cat, and likewise there’s more than one way to deal with a gnarly toenail situation. Not that we’re skinning cats these days, mind you – I wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong end of the stick about that. No, the days of cat-skinning are well and …

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Salmon Breakdown

My days down at the marina can be long and boring. Most of the time, I don’t even get to set foot on a boat. It’s a real relief when I do get to go out on the ocean, along with the salmon fishermen. I’ve always found being on a boat liberating. When I finished …

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Green Machine

I’ve got nothing against funky home interiors. If anyone’s going to be averse to a bit of burnt orange and mustard cabinetry, it’s not likely to be me. Yet even I’m struggling with this vomit-hued lino flooring.    To be fair, the effect wouldn’t be quite so confronting if it wasn’t paired with a near-neon …

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Submarine Romantic Times

I tell you what, you try to make ONE little transfer and you can’t. The world has gone mad, MAD I tell you! My single saving grace is that a new season of Echolocation, Echolocation, Echolocation, Echolocation just premiered, and it looks like they’re in fine form. They started with a slam-bang episode that continued …

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