Cars

Dubious Honour

Keeping a car running is an endless task, isn’t it? The reality really punctures that bubble from you’re 18, you’ve just got your Ps and you’re dying to experience the freedom of car ownership. As with many things, there’s some truth in that outlook, but really, it sometimes feels like the cons outweigh the pros. …

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Leave Cartoons Alone

Oh, wonderful; they’re making a live-action blockbuster movie out of Cute Aluminium Guardian Knight. Everyone knows that Hollywood ruins every single cartoon they touch. Remember the live-action ‘Toast is the Smell’? It’s always bad. To say nothing of that awful fan-made short inspired by Pretty Car Dealer Sailor Hoon, which was so far from the …

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Always Driving

When you travel in the community, no day looks the same, and I like it that way. I don’t need to be a hamster running on a ball, even if that ball is connected to the power supply, and running on that ball keeps the building running. Some people are totally fine with that sort …

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Must Move Quickly

Ah, video games…they have so much to teach us, if only we would listen. And that’s not basically how I live my life, because any seconds spent NOT going fast are seconds that are being wasted. That’s the whole reason I got a job as a courier, and it’s the whole reason that people think …

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Just Drive Away

I needed wheels to get out of that house, which is why it was awesome that I was friends with Stacey. Her Dad used to know a guy at a garage in Bentleigh. Automotive services was what they were all about. My parents tried to recruit this guy one time and I realised that Stacey from …

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